Not the shitpost we wanted, but definitely the shitpost we deserved. 

1st Gear: ”through the wringer” is better in this line. /pedantic asshole/

Why not both? :D

Good tip, thanks! 

Why not?

Let’s stipulate a couple of key points: 1. GM is a big business, run by people who aren’t idiots. 2. they’re provably profit-motivated. 3. if they could have found a way to profitably discard the union, they’d surely have done it by now.

Starred for this. I’m going to use this line at some point; it’s too perfect to leave it here. 

Crack pipe. :-D

I love Honda Elements; have had (and sold) two of them. Even accounting for the cost of the car plus the cost of the tent, this is a high price. Maybe if it was $5k cheaper? But even then, it’s not a super deal. 

Star for proper use of the word “chooch”

Would buy a Montero EV. 

Because you can’t buy an Elio? They’re vaporware, man. 

This is the best insult! Stealing it.

You’re confused- he didn’t forget to clean that off, he’s using the truck to move this snow-pile from one place to another. 

So, you’re digging that 733i, eh? 

Now you’re just being silly.

“Today on ‘Tom States What Everyone Should Already Know But Somehow Doesn’t’: How To Not Screw Yourself While Buying A Car”

Hey Kyle, I think you meant Maryland instead of Florida in that second from the last sentence, currently reading “The F-35 program’s Integrated Test Force out of Naval Air Station Patuxent, Florida will support the tests.“ 

Kind of pointless to crush it more than it’s already crushed...

If that was the goal, EVs wouldn’t exist at all.