Here she is, in full make-up and heels, with one of the greatest stand-up bits ever:

Clapton would never let a bag of blow fall out a window?

what’s the difference between a baby and a bag of blow?

Kevin Fallon? Is that a combo of Kevin Nealon and Jimmy Fallon? 

They should have cast another actor, IMO.

Almost extinct frog eggs suffering. The sweet, sweet suffering.

I think A History of Violence is one of the best series the AV club has ever run.

Regarding those 10 new Star Wars shows, I’m getting a bad feeling we are reaching a point of over-saturation again.
A lot of these, going by concept alone, sound too similar to each other.

While I’m interested in watching a solo Ahsoka adventure, I don’t think there will be too much general appeal in watching a ‘New…

Burnin Konn , aka BurninCon , aka Fyre Fest. That’s pretty broad, even for Star Wars.

“Click on each photo that has an Ewok.” 

“Hannibal” the book is batshit!  I don’t want to spoil anything but the movie is only about 10% as crazy.  It’s like Harris was testing to see how far he could push it.

“Why are the good ones always married, gay, or serial killers?”

Plot twist: in season 2, she falls for a hometown hunk in the hills of West Virginia who teaches her the real meaning of Christmas.

To make it interesting Clarice will be a single gal in NYC and she’ll have to juggle her career, her friends, her nagging mom and deciding between which of three perfect suitors she wants to marry.

Makes me want to illegal download Tenet and watch it on my smart phone with only one ear bud in.  

a very unfun piece to write, read and comment on

Dude, we don't even understand Celsius.

*Zack Snyder has entered the chat*

Look here son! We Americans don’t know what a dang philosopher is or what this dagnab Alchemy is goddammit!

I do remember thinking that I used to enjoy these kinds of movies in the 90's, but that I still hated this new one. It probably says something about how our film preferences has evolved and that the studio doesn’t see it that way.