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When you think about it it’s extremely likely that M’Baku was already acting as king of Wakanda and Black Panther during the five year gap when T’Challa and his sister were dusted. He seems like the logical choice to step in if they’re not just going with Shuri.

Their new website is smellthe.gov.

Biden. When the Trumps fell.

This is an appropriately Spinal Tap-esque close to a pathetic administration. “The sign was supposed to read ‘Trump Legal Team Press Conference AND Puppet Show!’” I wonder if Giuliani got lost in the building trying desperately to find the parking lot?

Correct me if I’m wrong, internets, but I’ve read that a strong reason Connery took the role in League ... was because he regretted turning down the roles of Gandalf and Dumbledore, and didn’t want to miss out another franchise.

I have a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore.

He was the only man who ever played an alien pretending to be an Egyptian pretending to be a Spaniard.

One can only hope that Death at least remembered not to bring a knife to this particular gunfight.

I’m seeing a lot of talk about Bond, and not a lot of talk about Zardoz.

Cause of death: poison, garrote, stab wounds, shark bite, laser beam, piranha bites, erotic asphyxiation, and explosive decompression.

Deep Impact is, by far, the better film. 

And if ever there was a year to give Joe Pantoliano his lifetime achievement Oscar... Let’s just give him the Best Supporting Actor Oscar for Bad Boys for Life. Like, who else would we even give it to at this point? Joey Pants deserves it! Not one person would argue with that.

I admire the dedication, but narrative escapes me. Did . . . the one on the roof get a knife to the head that caused him to drop the safe? . . . . Were they robbing a body parts store? Is that duplex even coded for commercial use? Many questions . . .

You are indeed mistaken in this instance. I am happy to report I watched the first Community Dnd episode within seconds of buying the season.

“Uh . . . one of the characters has a pretty cool haircut” is perhaps the faintest praise I’ve seen in a review on this site.

Pure class.

You know when you start to get older all you hear from your elders is that you move a bit slower or your back hurts a lot more and your memory is a bit fuzzy. What they don’t tell you is what a kick in the balls it is when your childhood hero’s start to die. Neil Peart and Eddie Van Halen in the same year is too much.

I remember seeing this on opening night with my teenage friends. One of us was so excited that he literally broke his theater seat rocking back and forth so hard through all of the action scenes.