"Whoa. Whoa. Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa! Is THAT Jesus?"

Lumberjack……. Bob!

I wish I hadn't done all those drugs.

I had an Ex tell me I better start making more noise when I came if I wanted to keep gettin' any.

I think of John every time my smartphone informs me "Fusion App has stopped working. Close App?"

…Diedre?

"He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature… and because of it, the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. When men seek such perfection, they find only…

…or have had a relationship with a small boy in the 90's.

Ah, yes, the famous Toledo Ohio Castro Theater.

And Ron Jeremy as "Sam The Butcher" if you didn't make it to the end.

#!/bin/bash

Oh, right!

It's obvious, then.

I saw a bunch of people linking his employer on Twitter, and calling for his firing.

31. O-Lan Jones was amazing making that slavery speech on American Gods.

Kudos for sticking your neck out! MNS gets waaaay too much grief on this site.

We're probably, …what, like 20, 30 years away from no animals left in their natural habitats aren't we?

So, I guess we should all download the Jeopardy! Tour app, and "Friend" each other, right?

About 99 percent of the time that wouldn't be a problem.

I like the sliced octopus sushi, but one time a date put this sliced-in-half baby octopus on my plate. It was cute, rubbery, surprisingly large, and impossible to eat in one bite.