I read that as "Let me off in 3", like she was talking to the bus driver or something.

Cheese Blat, Cheese Blat, on the outside… Small Incubator on the outside… LARGE HAIRNET!

There used to be an awesome Black Bolt gimmick account here back in the day. He didn't comment on nearly every article.

"Why won't you DIE?"

Great article! I really enjoyed the championing of Myers SNL creations.

Man, Alex loved saying "Ragavan".

I saw Alanis at a basketball game when she was dating Ryan Reynolds.

What, the jail sentence?

The fact that you call them "Klingons" tells me you're not ready.

I always liked the line on Louie: "He can't eat anything with carbon in it."

I created Panda Express!

There's an important lesson here.

Sometimes Survivor needs to get out of its own way ass.

It IS?

My knee-jerk is cel phones, and the idiots attached to them.

A dancer on one of Jackson's tours quite a few years ago told me he got to feel her breasts every performance.
"They're small, and hard as rocks!"

Are you seeing anyone?

You didn't enjoy the cheese rolling? (Michael McKean is actually in there)

I'm not sure which take-down is my favourite:

"Hail, Hail, Black & White"! Why is this taking up space in my memory?