This article reminds me of the old Bill Gates quote where he said if the auto industry was like the PC industry, cars would cost $25 and get 1000 MPG.

To be fair, I've never understood how the hate over this for Jane Fonda lasted so long, except perhaps for the fact that she was a woman.

I somehow read that as "Dancing around with my phone", and kind of wanted to see that.

It was just after dark when the truck started down
the hill that leads into Scranton Pennsylvania.
Carrying thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
Carrying thirty thousand pounds (hit it Big John) of bananas.

Schrodinger's Fancy Feast.

I imagine someone suggested, off camera, that if they killed and ate a baby goat on PRIMETIME TV that they'd be marked for death (or extreme harassment) once back in civilization.

I, unfortunately, cannot hear the words "Knew your father…" without hearing it in Mr B. Natural's voice.

Starring Kay Parker?

That was an AMAZING looking piece of cafeteria pie …until the bugs.

I often sing "Are you happy in your work?" to my dog while making dinner.

Bastion is op stop believing youtubers!

A coworker faxed a bunch of his writing from here to his employer.

✔ I'm Not A Robot.

"Unemployed Bartender"? They couldn't have used a hobby or interest to describe a two-day Champion?

I just realized I would be okay with the new comment system if they replaced the "continue reading" box with "Would you like to know MORE?"

I feel for you, my Cretaceous friend. Both my GF and I have been burned by social media.

Come ON!

What if we gender-swapped the roles?

You keep folding, and folding!

HEY! There's a "Maximize" button!