Yes, yes, yes, I do follow, Mr Anchovy, but you see the snag is… if I now call Mr Chipperfield and say to him, 'look here, I've got a forty-five-year-old chartered accountant with me who wants to become a lion tamer', his first question is not going to be 'does he have his own hat?'

Playboy's Women of Home Depot was actually a thing.

Baskin-Robbins always finds out.

TVDW loved it over at Vox: http://www.vox.com/culture/…

I believe that avatar is an actual crime scene. Not cool.

I used to be related to Rae Dawn Chong!

SNL featured a sketch when Joe Mantegna hosted, about a terminally ill boy who was disappointed that Joe Montana didn't arrive for his Make A Wish meeting.

Andy Rooney tried to get to the bottom of "Camp David" on a 60 Minutes segment. He drove up the only entrance (Labelled "Wrong Way! Do Not Enter!") and was met with a hostile force of armed men.

Am I the only one who thought she somehow married John Wayne?

There's a preschool down the street from my place, and every afternoon there's a lineup of SUV's idling, waiting to protect their charges from the danger of walking to school.

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That is such effortless, brilliant stuff.

And no "Echo" from Every Which Way But Loose.

That means they've changed something in the Matrix.

…er, no?

How do you like my new scarf?

If that doesn't apply to Presidents, it shouldn't for movies.

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I'm so tired of all these …Mandingo Massacres…

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