So, I needed to update my password for a Government-run, (boring) health website. I requested a password reset, and THIS is what I received: https://s24.postimg.org/ppj…

I enjoyed Anna Faris' treatment for a Hurt Locker prequel where Jeremy Renner's character spends the entire movie stuffed into his High School locker by bullies.

I did that with a $1600 bathrobe at Neiman-Marcus. And this was years ago.

So we're living "Being There"?

I am the PMS Avenger. I only work four days a month.

That whole series is the stupidest Playboy Playmate starring garbage that I ever masturbated to.

I thought "Hades" too, but the "and his domain" part of the clue made me think I needed something more.

"Mew-Mew!"

I'm a Virgin.

Candy Asses.

I am going to buy an extra ticket for this opening day, and if anyone tries to sit down, I will inform them that's @cinecraft:disqus 's seat.

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Whither @GoldenAgoutiGerbil?

This week's Next Picture Show Podcast is a short, live show of Tasha, Genevieve, Scott, and Keith arguing about what movies they want to argue about. It's adorable.

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OMFG! "Movies I've Seen" Why the fuck would you ever imagine anyone else in the world gives a shit about "Movies you've seen"!?!?

We should probably turn off the lights and pretend nobody's here until they find another home.

So she's eventually going to eat her own leg?

Lisa should have gone all-in on all of those DDs.

I just texted you one.