I would have clapped out loud in the theater if there had been more than two dozen people this afternoon.
That "Twist" was practically made for me!

How about The Naked Civil Servant, based on the autobiography of gay trailblazer Quentin Crisp.

Yup!

ALL restaurants are Taco Bell. (please please please!)

I was trying to remember what summer blockbuster specifically kicked Last Action Hero's ass, and that's the one. They were released a week apart.

"And THAT's why you always leave a note!"

…Then, later, Alec Baldwin was going to star as Dr. Richard Kimble.

As a Canadian, I now know how South Korea must feel.

made you look!

Whatever happened to forwards, backwards, inside, outside?

Trebek "How many followers do you have?"

Ginger and Mary Ann.

" If I find out the money on that horse was yours, you know what I'll do, Basil."

Please don't use orange in a favorable comparison.

Nice! I was going to reference this movie upstream

No fruit cup!

Karlee Grey: Orgy Masters 7

Don't hurt the Sedins! They're Swedish.

Mia Kirshner being hit on by a Suspicious Brown Guy on an airplane, then fucking him, killing him, and blowing up the plane herself on the piiot episode of 24 is one of the most badass moments in TV history.

Man, if this were the old days, I would bang out my FKJJGDBHUYGHRUYDHUY gimmick account, and calmly explain why Miss Adams was unworthy of consideration.