TAKE TO THE SEA!

Todd VDW disagrees: http://www.vox.com/culture/…

Another homage: Dolores and Teddy on horseback at the beach looked an awful lot like the end of Planet of the Apes.

I'm almost certain the shot of him at the gala had him digitally made smaller and less imposing.

Alex Trebek: It's actually not "Swords".. these are words that begin with "S".

"You have selected: Slow and Horrible".

The Antichrist will always be a giant jar of swirling green goo in Donald Pleasence's basement to me.

I'm pretty sure Harrison Ford keeps his weed fresh in the actual Arc of the Covenant.

His interview on Anna Faris' podcast is worth seeking out.

Do you want aunts?

I knew a vegan girl who refused to sit on faux-leather furniture.

Did no one else read the headline as "VOGON Wrath…?"

"Tango and Cash. Cash and TANGO!"

I just got home from a cruise ship vacation with my retired father. We had to go see "The Show" every night to make sure we got our money's worth.

Is it early? I'm literally confused.

"The Nascar Cup Series will return after a word from Budweiser".

Maybe Nathan Rabin's first review of Jersey Shore would help: http://www.avclub.com/tvclu…

This is a 12-story block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor…

I barely got through the first sentence before scrolling back up to confirm.

Alt Text: I am going to get SO MUCH PUSSY!