m0nit0rman--disqus
m0nit0rman
m0nit0rman--disqus

Cancer Can't Beat The ROCKET!

"Sushi. That's what my ex-wife called me. Cold fish."

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

Adolf Hitler: Self, Farfegnugen

"Are these your skis?"

Trebek is an A-Hole: (what happened to Dan, King of the sock monkeys?)

I somehow went with "Age of Aquarius", and I actually watched the Apollo 11 mission live.

Unrelated: Has anyone seen the terrible, TERRIBLE broadcast edit of this film, with the added narration?

I saw this in the theater in '82 (still the greatest summer for movies ever) and THIS is the movie that I ended dragging all my friends to.

Long URL?

How about: "No, I don't need to see your I.D."

Now do American Pie!

The Rialto Report podcast interview with Veronica Hart is awesome.

Unfortunately not nearly as rare as the Bob Barker Bump.

"So you had to …pay for your life-saving surgery? That seems wrong!"

When they inevitably reboot Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, I believe we've found our Jessica Sweet Potato.

Well, if he can take time off the election trail, so can we!

Go on…

Hello, WHORE!