The next one is always within your orbit.

Weirdly, people getting married quickly after a long term break up is more common than it should be. Not sure if it’s clarity, revenge, desperation, the universe or a combination of the above. But what are the chances the one just happened to be right around the corner the moment they walked out of the door? 

Yes, Queen, you are crazy.

I have a colleague who is, like, the Head Feminist of Everything (in a positive way - always championing women, getting younger women involved, that kind of thing), yet is always on one fad diet or another. It just breaks my heart - and yet I know I’m susceptible to the exact same bad self-talk. We do such terrible…

Tom Cruise is 5'9" just like all guys on the Internet have 9" dicks.

Yah I agree. I don't care how someone gets there as long as they do get there. It's human nature that until someone you love intensely is impacted by something you just aren't as aware as you should be. 

I’ve never been a fan of his, in part because he reminds me of a big warm glass of intensely self-congratulatory milk, and I’d love to be salty about the hoary “until daughters” wokeness, but...good on him for getting there, eventually.

She is very smug.

No way is she a bigger star than Kristen Stewart.

Bigger than Kristin Stewart? Ms. Kendrick sounded great in “Into the Woods”, though she was out-acted by everyone else in the movie. Is she really a “star”? Those “Pitch Perfect” movies are dreadful...

That Anna Kendrick tweet is quite braggadocious.

Don’t mind saying mine sucked. I’ve never liked Thanksgiving anyway (I don’t know why) but eating a meal with my terminally ill dad and my cancer patient mother at their retirement community was dismal and neither of my kids were able to come home. Next week we fly back to Texas for my mom’s (hopefully) final chemo…

Four of my cousins had babies last year, so our Thanksgiving (my aunt and uncle host) was the good kind of chaotic, with a lot of kids running around and parents hot on their heels, and three of four new babies in attendance. 

I’m exhausted from my day standing in the freezing cold trying to explain to people why the whole city of Philadelphia isn’t open on Thanksgiving. It was only five hours of work, but I was for whatever reason put in charge (WHAT THE FUCK) and it was super tiring.

My parents moved away a few months ago which was pretty depressing because I’ve been lucky enough to always live close to my mom. I loooove my mom so much. So I hosted my first Thanksgiving today! My brother and his family came over, along with my husband’s brother, and it was really a delightful day. I’m quite…

It’s like you’ve breathed life into the voice of of ignorance- do you like being stupid? https://www.sfgate.com/movies/article/RBG-highlights-the-life-and-accomplishments-12882565.php I defy you and any other dipshits to read the body posted therein. This will be reposted, if dismissed.

Its 2018, i may be pregnant. If i am its great, but after two miscarriages the stress and hope is sucking a lot if the joy out. 

I was obsessed with Stove Top in high school. The summer after my senior year, a friend of mine from school died suddenly. My high school friends and I all were going to meet at a movie, and we all just went anyway and met outside of the theater and told everyone who didn’t already know what happened. That night,…

Thanksgiving has always been the best holiday for me, Mom and Dad. Even though it was just the three of us, Mom would insist on making a 23-25 lb turkey (they REALLY like leftovers).

True story, my family never had stuffing on the Thanksgiving table when I was little. (We’re pretty culturally tied to the motherland, not all of the North American traditions sunk in with my Mummo. Lanttulaatikko was mandatory instead.) Then, my brother tried it at a friend’s house and was raving about how much he…