Why did Joe never apply for citizenship?  His parents went through the process, he married a US citizen.  Why are we supposed to feel sorry for them now?

I feel like he still could have posted about socks after the restraining order tho even if he had to tone down what he was posting (not that I have checked it’s possible he did, I think looking at his instagram would make my soul cry)

Exactly! He is acting like she really limited his ability to post on social media at all, but really, he’s just not allowed to be human garbage.

Oooooh I know this one! It’s because Rob already had a shit ton of followers, so rather than trying to get people to follow a sock brand because snoooooooze, he just used his own already existing channel.

She’s wayyyyy better on VPR vs. RHoBH. However, I will miss her over-the-topness that she brings to RHoBH. Watching Gina in her tiny-ass ‘casita’ and LeeAnn and D’Andra quibble over the cost of upgrading to first class kinda hurts.

Is it me or is Jessie J just a more angular Dewan? 

SMH they accusing the man unjustly! free the homie! Black women not swiping on me on bumble (prob cuz my bio is I love dogs, tacos, and naps) while the white girls do.. yet im the one who doesnt like black women. I stand with you brother Jordan we march on GQ next week!

MBJ: I don’t only date white women.

That free package of ready made formula was actually really handy when I was crying hysterically in the fits of PPD at 3:00 in the morning and my tiny 5 pound baby was starving. My mom helped me get one of the free bottles I had received and the formula out of the cupboard and I fed my baby and instantly we both felt…

Oh do fuck off, Alicia.

“I’m pretty sure I’m meant to be a British woman,” said Devonna, self-deprecatingly. 

Commiserate? I'm sure you meant commensurate, but commiserate works so much better. Freud approves.

Labor deserves compensation. 

Almost every bridal shower I’ve been to was weird, but not because of anything “basic.” My complaints hinge more around capitalism and the weird way in which we reward a largely feudal tradition.

My own unasked-for bridal shower was so awkward (and also maybe the only one I’ve ever been to?) It was thrown by my work friends, who were acquaintances by my standards, but this was in Texas y’all and they were trying to be kind to this newly-engaged Yankee. It was dubbed a ‘lingerie shower’, which to this day is…

So go enjoy it. NWH and I think it’s dumb. That doesn’t mean I think YOU are dumb. I enjoy dumb shit too. But this weird piling on NWH because she’s stating her opinion on bridal showers is so weird. People are very defensive about an inherently classist thing, it’s very strange.

Co-workers held a surprise shower for me. Short, practical, good food. The fiance and I threw a rocking party for friends and colleagues at a local bar because we were getting married out of town and didn’t want people to spend their money or vacation time on someone else’s event. No regrets.

I was my friend from high school’s maid of honor, so I had to throw her a bridal shower. It was the first wedding party i’d ever been in, so i didn’t have any clue what I was getting into. All the other brides maids had all these ideas about cheesy games and shit we were supposed to play. We were in our mid 20's and i…

The bridesmaid who planned the party didn’t know the difference between a shower and bachelorette party. I guess she thought it was weird that the bride had requested she invite so many older family members and work friends, but she must have never questioned it. I generally find penis toy and stripper bachelorette…

All of them? Even my own? Bridal showers are weird, where else do we expect grown women to unwrap common household items so other grown women can ooh and aah over shit they all have at home?