Maybe Banks will grow up to marry Billion. And they'll both be anti-capitalists. 

I find it hilarious when people look forward to wedding night fucking! Sex after a super long day hosting is almost guaranteed to be subpar. If it’s also your first time fucking each other it just increases the likelihood that the sex will probably not be fantastic. 

Bad sex is a thing! Many, many years ago when I was an Evangelical Christian - I thought sex would develop naturally after marriage. That we would grow together in that regard. Well, something developed- now I am an ex Christian with an ex husband.

This is exactly it. I work in PR. We pay her, Ellen, all those middle class white women friendly proto-influencers a shit ton of money to announce favorite things and giveaways. Many of them have to approve it first, but seriously, tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars are going to this.

I’m 1lso very much looking forward to the yarly William Sonoma takedown. Always a riot.

Mocking Oprah’s favorite things is one of the best holiday traditions, but I always secretly want everything on the list. Eating a key lime bundt cake while snuggled up in one of those squishy blankets sounds pretty fantastic right now.

I find her public persona really off-putting, but perhaps it has more to do with the culture of oversharing in general. Why would anyone care about the minutiae of her life? And the last thing this world needs is another late night talk show.

OH, I did that too. First row. Worth it for the show but ruined by a friend.  Here’s the long sordid tale I’ve posted previously:

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times......jk, it was the best of times. Early last month I got to visit France for the first time for vacation (with a major reason being to see Versailles in person) and naturally my gay ass needed an appropriate outfit fit for a King (or Queen, I’m definitely a Queen on…

Do non-tangible things count? I spent $2000 or so on the kayak trip of my dreams in Gwaii Hanaas National Park. I’d had a miscarriage, so I decided to take a 10 day remote trip that I definitely couldn’t have done if I’d become a parent. It was pretty awesome and I was a much better paddler by the end of it. Plus it…

After my granFanda died, I discovered she had snuck little bits of money into money markets, CD’s and savings accounts in my name since my birth. I was notified of this by her sister via a post card with my first clue (because she made it a treasure hunt). All told she left me 24k. The knowledge of that money, of the…

Literally, I got as far as, “Oh yes! I get to express my extreme dislike for Hilaria Baldwin” when I starred your comment. No reason to read further...

Oh yes! I get to express my extreme dislike for Hilaria Baldwin, who purports to be helping women by displaying scantily clad pictures of herself post baby. Why do women need to look like you post baby? Why is your ego so big? Why did Alec Baldwin unleash you on the world?

THANK. YOU. so tired of this "I'm too good for pop culture/black culture" bullshit.  

The two top-selling female rap artists of the past decade.

Don’t pretend they aren’t famous or important just because you don’t like their shit. It’s petty.

Nicki really needs to stop.

Love Joey Fatone’s whole get up! He seems like a cool guy. Man, as a USian living abroad, I miss the hell out of this time of the year. Halloween and Thanksgiving seasons make me so homesick.

Yes, I don’t know what is happening here.

I’ve been vainly hoping that The Slot would turn back into the juggernaut it was in 2016, and maybe take over to drown out this National Enquirer side of Jez. I'm old and set in my ways, so I keep holding out hope for anything that's like Old Jez. 

Okay, NOW can this be the last article about her?? Pretty please? Are we done yet? Gods afire, just stop giving her the oxygen!