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Was the “Look Miserable” thing supposed to be a joke? Cuz they look cute and happy. I don’t know why I’m defending celebrities this morning but i can’t find it in me to snark on objectively nice things when there’s so many bad things to spend my negative energy on.

I hope Justin Timberlake isn’t in pain but I also hope he never releases a song again

I absolutely would use his number. I have never hidden my love for John Mayer despite people (including my mother) trying to tell me he’s an asshole. I get it. I do. And yet I still love him and would be all over him if he let me.

When Martha gets out her hot glue gun, stuff gets EMBLAZONED, while the rest of the plebeians just get BEDAZZLED.

Megyn’s on her way out, according to my DailyMail sidebar (I kept seeing this “NBC bosses scramble to push her out” headline that I never clicked). She wanted to do a little Black Santa stunt to get her name back in the news. Black Santa made her a star, she was hoping Blackface would have similar results. The sequel

D LISTED, BABY!     MICHAEL K !!!!!!

So much! It’s one more small, enjoyable, escapist thing that’s gone.

ugh i feel like all we do is talk about vag tears. 

Alright ladies-as someone giving birth in hopefully the next month tell it to me straight what else do I need to know? Should I really stock up on Tucks pads and adult diapers?

Marriage is hard enough without feeling like you are competing with the ghosts of relationships past. 

Your drinking years sound like mine. Most of the parties I went to were “kick-backs” but I threw ONE bona fide “rager” the summer after we graduated. It was mostly harmless but my best friend and her boyfriend crashed in my mom’s bed. Mom found out and that was honestly the only thing she was mad over (understandably).

You had me at Tequila!

I love this so much.

am i your friend in the future?? bc damn i have a very similar story from mid 2000s in which i was the poor sap in love with a gay man LOL

Ok. Senior year of high school (2006). My parents rarely left my sisters and I home alone so I had never thrown a party before. I invited a few friends over to drink and hang out, nothing big. What we used to call a “kick-back”. Maybe 10 people total, and my 2 dogs. Some of our other friends were at a different house

The last time I drank tequila was in 1996. My BFF/roommate and I went to a party at a friend’s apartment. BFF was going to tell a boy she was in love with him, not knowing that he had chosen that occasion to announce his super-gayness. Whoops!

Sidenote: this gif also applies to anyone still convinced she’s just ‘trapped’ and needs to be ‘freed.’

This tiresome woman.

(Sorry if it’s meant to be a joke and it went over my head) I don’t think you’re using the word née correctly. And “Las Angeles”. 

He’s a pope who is a genuine Catholic. Of course he’s anti-abortion. That’s one of the most Catholic beliefs there is. Much more important to me is that he’s fiscally Christian/Catholic, so he’s a socialist, unlike psychotic American Christians who pick and choose their adherence to their religion and are somehow even