The title and tone of this article are odd.

Same shit as yesterday.  Jez writers are really really starting to suck. 

Jesus you guys. This is GOOD. Just let it be good.

I, for one, blame Tom Cruise for 2016, as he didn't make an endorsement either.

Guys seriously, can we just for ONCE, give props to Taylor when she does something right? You don’t have to crown her Queen of Jezebel, but legit, this was a good thing she did. Today I’m thinking of all her LBGT fans who must be feeling real fucking awesome about their fave sticking up for them politically in this…

Rose did nothing of the sort regarding starting the Me Too movement. That was Tarana Burke.

Not mine, and it’s super simple, but also incredibly sweet .

I related to Gisele so I’m basically a supermodel.

I’m guessing that it’s because she said he was full of it for saying that she was bashing Bethany, when there’s so much video of her bashing Bethany (and B bashing her) he was calling her Trumpian bc she was denying the very obvious facts.

I despise that misogynistic, hypocritical religious nut. And I am so embarrassed by the fact that I used to have a crush on her brother.

Speaking of John Hughes movie alumni (Judd Nelson) I just remembered that I have an irrational hatred for Elizabeth McGovern of all people, most recently known as Cora Crawley, the Countess of Grantham, and the most simpering American to ever marry into the British minor nobility. I have an irrational love for…

Not backing down. Fuck Tom Hanks. And Wilson too. God I hated that movie. 

We should all hold Chet against him

Tom Hanks!

1. Marky Mark. That’s maybe rational, considering the whole hate crime thing. Also, he’s probably a right-wing shitbag. He’s MAGA Tom Cruise. Gross.

Candace Cameron. And the starkist commercial where she Smile-screams “CHICKEN” makes me want to put my fist through my tv.

I have two, one considerably more irrational than the other.
1) Tyson Beckford. I was on Say What Karaoke when it was a thing, and I just got this rude vibe from that motherfucker, and I get angry every time I see his beautiful face now.
2) Damian Lewis. Open your fucking mouth when you talk motherfucker. I hate that…

I hate Lea Michele. And I've never seen Glee.  She just bugs me. And Jeremy Renner. He has a stupid face that's not hot so why is he in movies?? There are others but these are the ones that first come to mind. Ohh, and Emily Ratatatata or whatever her name is. Close your mouth, for fuck's sake. 

I’m not sure he meets this definition of celebrity, but...Charles Schulz.

Something about Peanuts just agitates the shit out of me. I hate Charlie and I hate Lucy and I hate Pigpen and I hate that fucking dog and that fucking canary and FUCK the great pumpkin and FUCK Christmas Time Is Here straight to hell. I don’t…

Blake Lively, because I took my Blair Waldorf/Leighton Meester fandom Very Seriously back in the day. I’m softening a little because I did like her in A Simple Favor, but as my long enduring negative feelings for Gwenyth Paltrow have showed, I’m capable of disliking  an actor and liking some of their work without…