Also Dunkin’s Munchkins, no? (Which, the blueberry flavor is clearly superior.)

Just say no to Republic stars running for office.

He’s not fooling anyone, he’s a Republican, so to have a chance against him, we’ll have to give the democratic nomination to Vin Diesel. Shit, we really are a Banana Republic now.

Sanjaya as host or GTFO!

“For the past few years Kanye and I have made almost all of our kids clothes”

Meanwhile, the clothes that Prince George and Princess Charlotte wear are in the $20-$30 range, and they’re literally royal.

Aww, I’m finding myself really happy the JoGoLev and his wife are having another baby. Not so much because of him but because a female robotics engineer raising multiple kids means more children having that be a normal thing in their lives, not some weird “girls can be good at math?” (question mark deliberate)…

I thought the dresses and dressing up at the Met Ball were to impress other women, not men.

Ugh, Chris Rock is gross and should stop talking about how his ex-wife (and mother of his children) had no money of her own and how his new “girl” has “got dough of her own”. His ex deserves serious compensation for tolerating his insufferable, adulterous ego for 18 years.

I don’t know if you actually know much about her backstory - sounds like some very easy-to-do research is missing on your part! Her family was very well-to-do when she was a child, but when her dad was diagnosed with M.S., their family went bankrupt, and they lost their home and had to move into a VERY modest place. …

I am literally shaking with fear and rage. My bipolar disorder will cause any premium I pay to increase by 208%. I ALREADY can’t afford the premiums.

I understand Amy on this. I ain’t rich enough to have rich guilt, but I do have former poor kid guilt. I don’t really pay for services I can do myself (like pedicures) and I tip really well when I do get any kind of service I can’t (like massages).

I went to school with Susan’s daughter Eva (the one who keeps firing nannies for sexually harassing her husband). She would constantly announce her arrival to our humble English section by blowing in late and loudly announcing “Eva is here.” NB: Ev-uh, not Eve-a. To start. Her opinions all revolved around “the joy…

But I loved Ms. Lange’s portrayal of Joan Crawford.

I used to be sad they broke up. Now I’m just so happy that Tim finally got out of there.

Fuuuccckkkyooouuuuu Susan. And your Bette Davis wasn’t all that, either.

She needs to go back to playing ping pong and hanging out with younger men. She was my idol then. Now? She can go hang out with other old ladies drinking Chardonnay at noon and complaining about shit.

To clarify my position, if you are a rich and famous person who will go on living unaffected by the outcome of an election, you are certainly entitled to still have an opinion on it, but no one fucking cares. Keep it to yourself.

Don’t you ruin Tim Robbins for me, I am blissfully unaware

It’s so weird that Tim Robbins came out of that relationship looking like the more rational of the two. Tim Mother Fucking Robbins.