That was difficult to watch. My 4-year old son, Finn, was born with a heart defect that he will have to have operated on. It’s called aortic valve stenosis. I know how Kimmel felt when he’s being told of the issue. So much uncertainty. So many questions. So many tears. We worried that our son might not even make it…

Talk about loving Black women then going for a white girl with a tan? Hmmm.

Water is just clear. Grass is green might’ve worked better.

I would kill to go, and I’m a little ashamed of that. Just a little.

Really? The towel rack next to the shower stall is the most elegant backdrop she could come up with?

I’m not even a super Beyonce fan, but golly gee the hate for her around her is crazy. She’s thirsty? Only $100,000? Not all altruistic? Y’all sound ridiculous. I don’t know if you had to scratch together money for college but I surely did. Let me tell you, any opportunity for free money via essay is good shit. Haters,…

Dear salty commenters: Lemonade was a work of art comprising music, visual art, and poetry. She is literally asking students pursuing creative arts education to do scholarly work. If you think Beyonce needs college essays to simply feel good about herself, that speaks volumes about your own desperation to hate her.

But...he was so woke. Does woke bae not mean anything anymore?

I knew how hurt my family and friends would be after finding out and I didn’t want to put them through that.

Strangely enough, he’s quite the ladies’ man. Which is interesting, because he looks different than he did on the SNL sketch.

What’s so gross about Spade?

This is some Pot Ledom shit right here.

As an adult, I would not turn down a free, new mattress. Or new socks. Or new underwear.

What is this internalised misogyny of which you speak? Is it widespread?

I really don’t get people crapping on Anne Hathaway. She’s always seemed so intelligent; kind; well-spoken; humble; NOT assholelish at all. Maybe she seemed a bit pretentious for a hot minute there, I guess? But, like, who gives a crap. That’s pretty harmless, in the grand scheme of things.

Ryan Reynolds seems exhausting.

So, this had me shook for a minute today.

Ooh, good choices! I was a little sad Peppermint didn’t win this challenge—I loved Petey the Pilot Light, and Ru LOVES the successful integration of past pain into a well-conceived look. But I think that there was a compelling narrative in having Trinity win because she so clearly wants to come for Valentina (I hate…

I had to terminate/abort my first pregnancy due to a catastrophic abnormality. It was an awful experience on many levels, not least of which was all the dumb hoops I had to jump through to get my abortion.

I spent my day under a rainbow zebra print sheet for a canopy, on a cheap-ass hammock. I had a mint julep for breakfast, cream cheese Danish and ice cream for lunch, and Popeye’s chicken strips for dinner. I did all this in a workout shirt and men’s boxers. Later I will finish the Drambuie and start the Barefoot Peach…