Hannah, this was a damn good dirtbag. I am a big fan of watching John Mayer's IG talk show, Current Mood, that he does each Sunday night. I'm not into following a lot of celebs on IG cuz I find they clog my feed but Maybe is a God damn delight. 

HE'S BACK?! THANK YOU FOR THIS NEWS UPDATE! 

Exactly! Leading with a Twitter (maybe?) Celeb just is not right? Ah well! Gotta get my true dirt from daily mail. 

I miss Bobby's dirtbags. 

I feel like all everyone talks about after childbirth is tearing/shitting the table lol. My mother-in-law straight up asked me in front of Jesus and the world how many stitches I required. 

Yes get the diapers! And one of those squirty bottles. And snacks. Lots of snacks. Oh and clothes that come on/off easily. Good luck! 

Dirtbag used to be where I'd come get some silly celebrity fluff and :) but now it's purely :( 

Yes! And there's been more than once where I wonder why Kim Cattrall had such a damn problem with Meghan Markle of all people lol 

God damn this dirtbag was...umm... Sad? 

Instead of being upset with Swift maybe you should collect your own friends and family who voted red/didn't vote. 

There's no way he was gonna get cast on Live!, He's much more likeable than Rippa. 

Paris Dylan was involved in some crazy catfish situation with nba player, Chris Andersen. It was crazy! They were both catfished by a third party. Involved blackmail and pedophile accusations.

I guess we really are NOT going to get SATC3. Thanks a lot, Miranda!

The look Milk was going for was gutted lol

Glad to have been of service!

I’ve got plenty :)

Hey anytime! The relationship ended but the memory lives on lol

I watched The Sweetest Thing with my boyfriend when I was 19ish. I laughed so hard during the penis peephole scene that I let out a monster fart. Thus concludes the story about the first time I farted in front of my first serious boyfriend.

By the power vested in me, y’all married :)

That’s normally the approach I take but foolishly believed he wouldn’t take a turd on this article. I was so very wrong.