LOL wow how have I never seen this ass burn gif before? Thank you, truly.

Why are you here? You don’t like us and we don’t like you.

Sorry to hear about your loss :( and I’m right there with you regarding the geriatric label. I feel like a real asshole because this was my takeaway from the article but god damn you know. Every time I open up IG it’s another oh baby number five coming in August! Good luck to you and to us all!

I know what you mean , at every corner it’s a new pregnancy or birth popping up and while I do feel happy for them it’s still fucking hard sometimes. Thanks for commiserating with me :)

Thank you!

Shit, I’m just over here trying like hell to have a baby and it comes so easy for others.

Looks like I’m eating freedom fries again.

City Hall and then rent out 3030 or Indie Ale House.

The PTR pumpkin enzyme mask is my absolute favorite!

I stopped reading after her Trump quip. What did that even mean?

I am a parent and the thought of taking my family on a cruise seems fucking mad. Being sequestered at sea on a huge shit ship seems like torture.

I’ve been here about 8 years and was greyed because I was up to my tits with Rich’s rage boner against lady Gaga. I was unhinged after the election lol the greys aren’t too bad :(

Michael Rapaport can shut the fuck up because he was quick to defend Cam Newton’s bullshit.

Hannah, honey, that Kim k article is from June 2016.

Remember when we used to come to the dirtbag as a means to escape the hellfire surrounding us? We are the hellfire now and everything fucking sucks.

I am pretty bummed out about Bourdain invoking HRC. I feel like she’s earned the right to not have to answer/comment on jack shit.

He freaking sang to her as she walked down the Isle! What a freaking turd burger.

That scoundrel blocked me on twitter for calling him rapistberger lol

WEEKEND WHITNEY DIRTBAGS SUCK

Fenty beauty has made me excited to put on makeup again. And I wear the shit out of trophy wife because 2017 has left me without a fuck to give and I’ll look like a golden statue if I want to.