The shit she pulled on Cinco de mayo completely put me off her. You don’t get to dress up your employees in zarapes and mustaches so they can be a part of your giveaways.

I know an asshole family in souther Arizona that run several motel 6 AND hotel 8 locations. Wouldn’t be surprised if they were the assholes behind this.

I think a lot of them are. I know of one family in southern Arizona in particular that runs several motel 6 locations and that family is THE WORST.

I’ve had the misfortune of having to interact with several owners (who are for the most part related) of several motel 6 locations throughout southern Arizona and they’re all fucking assholes.

I’m too sexy was sampled.

Why are your dirtbags so hard to read?

Ah crap well that was rude of me to kill him off lol!

Isn’t Jerry Stiller dead?

I had to reread the entire dirtbag because it was all worded so strangely.

Either I didn’t have enough coffee this morning or this dirtbag was hard to read?

I’ve got enough ass for Jeffree Star AND Trump to both eat.

Bye Rachel! Really enjoyed having you around and also I have always thought your full name is pretty cool. Good luck!

Was hoping to see this so I could check it off my bingo sheet lol thanks!

Wow some of yall are PRESSED lol

Well shit lol I can’t read. Too much chapstick on the brain.

You spelled Selena Gomez’s name wrong twice, even when it was spelled correctly right in front of you. Impressive and welcome to the nocturnal dirtbag.

PC BRAND OR BUST!

As someone who is going through having to buy towels suddenly for three bathrooms this is a fucking brilliant piece of advice. Thank you!

I’ve never heard of Thomas Middlehitch.

Those are very peculiar thumbs.