Stiles is really fucking mean! I mean maybe she changed in the past few years but probably not.

At my old job I had a coworker who gave birth to twins and needed additional time to recover because she was going to have her tubes tied. It was a shitshow to get the company to allow her the additional time off, even though it was going to be unpaid. It’s not like we were doing groundbreaking work either, we worked…

My elementary won some sort of contest and we got to meet the cast of hey dude! I was so starstruck!

This story is becoming so hard to keep up with. Nothing makes sense anymore. What’s up? What’s down? What’s even anything anymore.

I’ve never been able to shop at uniqlo because it all fits me short or gives me uniboob. Also godspeed to you for braving any store at Eaton lol.

Kelly wouldn’t be having this problem if she chose Fred Savage or Jerry o’Connell or hell even John Leguizamo. Although Leguizamo is too ethnic, anti-cheeto queef to have ever been considered.

Is this was ABC was talking about when they said they wanted to have more programming that appealed or represented middle America? Someone call Chris Pratt to host!

If Ryan ends up the host you can bet your sweet scooper that Kelly Ripa is going to be pissed!

I’m in the same boat re: Feud. I could only get through one episode because I was too distracted by what a jackwagon Sarandon is.

I feel the same way and I’m not even ashamed lol

I feel the same way and I’m not even ashamed lol

He said that Barbara Streisand is his peer. Can you believe that? !

Chris Pratt said that Barbara Streisand is his peer and now he said dead to me. DEAD.

Ryan Reynolds is annoying my life.

The after in this is the before of the present iteration of Kylie. I’m almost fascinated by how much she’s changed, this coming from someone who didn’t believe the surgery rumors surrounding this entire family. Lol what a dummy I am!

Hot take: The Kardashian/Jenner women have peculiar taste in men.

HAHAHAHAHA, FUCK YOU, HELEN.

HAHAHAHAHA, FUCK YOU, HELEN.

HAHAHAHAHA, FUCK YOU, HELEN.

I live for their impersonations!