Watch what crappens covers all the bravo shows! Their impersonations always have me in stitches.

Chewing Gum is so good!

I didn’t mind Rita as a host, I thought she was sweet. Tyra is a bit, um... extra? Caitlyn Jenner is a real fucking asshole. There’s a rumor that Caitlyn is going to be joining real housewives of beverly hills, if she does join I hope that Linda Thompson joins too.

I didn’t mind Rita as a host, I thought she was sweet. Tyra is a bit, um... extra? Caitlyn Jenner is a real fucking asshole. There’s a rumor that Caitlyn is going to be joining real housewives of beverly hills, if she does join I hope that Linda Thompson joins too.

I didn’t mind Rita as a host, I thought she was sweet. Tyra is a bit, um... extra? Caitlyn Jenner is a real fucking asshole. There’s a rumor that Caitlyn is going to be joining real housewives of beverly hills, if she does join I hope that Linda Thompson joins too.

I feel like I was racially profiled on a plane before. The flight attendant asked the very white row in front of me what kind of wrap they wanted. Then the flight attendant looked me dead in my Mexican brown eyes and asked me what kind of burrito I wanted. The nerve!

well god damn I was not expecting that ending lmao

Twyla is Eugene’s daughter IRL! It’s like my favorite piece of schitts creek info.

LOCK HIM UP!

Eternal Sunshine helped give me the kick in the ass I needed to break my engagement. It will always hold a special place in my heart for it.

Rich, who do you hate more? Lady Gaga or Isabelle Huppert?

If you are a fan of Bourdain, the new yorker ran a interesting piece on him last week.

She needs to OWWWNNNN IT, PEOPLE!

Please do not waste your time at laduree, Pierre Herme or bust! Eric Keyser is incredible as is au mervielleux du Fred. AND if you like falafel I would highly recommend l’as du falafel and then you can walk to berthillion for out of this world ice cream or sorbet. And also all the museums mentioned :)  

I got greyed for telling a writer to knock it off with his hate filled rage boner for lady Gaga. Lol oops!

I’m sorry but I need to ensure that boners are well deserved!

Word on the street is that Plein is paying high profile people to wear his clothes which explains why we’ve been seeing so much of it. Plein has also been on a few episodes of America’s Next Top Model this season so he’s been working this exposure angle for a bit.

Arrieta killed my lady boner with his tweets after the election. RIP momboner.

The cute flats tell me Markle is definitely NOT in Toronto right now.