For a Sensible Rational Logicman Objectivelord, that’s quite the stance for him to take for not having played a single minute of the game...

The headline says the mean spirited satire doesn’t hold up but the article is about how the gameplay and level design don’t hold up.

Whatever Earthworm Jim does right or wrong, it’s still one of the most memorable games from the Genesis era. I was never able to beat it, but that didn’t stop me from trying! I did however manage to beat Toejam & Earl 2, another unconventional platformer from that era.

Remember the 2 forbidden words: “Toei Animation” and “Cg”

Uh... I’d rather have an abridged.

Wow, Saint Seya is my childhood! Shingo Araki’s character design almost single handedly made me interested in Japanese animation and manga.

once upon a time kissing in public was reason enough to feel shame. progress.

Donald Trump has no shame, why the fuck should anybody else?

Dunno where you’re living in, but I’m sure I ain’t in America.

*opens his private folder*
Will do Mate.

I’ll defend the game and its players any which way, simply because someone has a right to enjoy what they want to enjoy, including quirky games. I played Senran Kagura demos at conventions and street events, so yes I HAVE played them in a public setting, as well as countless others. You can argue it isn’t the same,…

Honestly. Your opinion matters. Without it, everything would just be all one sided. If I didnt reply to you (as I am right now) only I would see your grey posts.

I love giving you the exposure, plus I get some typing practices in.

Oh no I have. I just have the decency to let the main audience settle in before I throw out a comment or two.

Comments in opposition to the article will always be posted. Its the way of the internet.

Never in my kotaku career has my notifications ever exceeded +20.
I must sincerely thank all the commenters who need to point out the absurdness of these girls.

Of course, any fan of SK is pretty much numb to at this point.

You mostly missed out on some effective swimsuit edit ins during the hot springs episodes.

Considering America’s state at the moment, I don’t see why should have any shame.
Isn’t the concept of, “I like what I like and fuck you if you dont like it.” all the rage now these days? Also, its because I’m in my kotaku cocoon of weeaboos and waifu pillows that I can talk about this. Its a Senran Kagura article,…

You’re right, and I should know better than to deny a person their keyboard warrior moment, just as I am trying to have right now.
Fight on.

No. The game just isn’t for you I suppose.

Oh man, I love the comments/replies on senran kagura (et al) posts.

I absolutely love the Senran Kagura series and how dark it gets but I can see why some might feel turned off at first glance,