“You know, these substantiated attacks on our President are just so tiresome. I wish we could get back to covering the pointless outrage-trigger issues that Real Americans really care about.”

Waking up to this. Day made. Thank you.

Some might find this interesting, but I don’t see it taking off.

For me, the most damaging aspect is when other minorities dismiss racism against Asian Americans with whataboutism arguments.

Very close, but that’s what you get when you apply the commutative property to the correct quotation.

Cadet Bone Spurs is the early leader for burn of the year.

It’s terrible

Pasteurized-process cheese flavored Jell-O®?

Their hashtag to get people talking about their moive has a flaw.

I thought we all agreed never to speak of Mortiis again. 

I can’t wait for the scene when Varg comes to kill Euronymous for not being metal enough, and Euronymous lights his head on fire with a blowtorch.

Your link only needed the first nine words, you realize.

Trump also apparently faces “serious heart concerns,” according to outside cardiologists who reviewed the new report on his physical examination.

Former journalist here. Wolff is a snake. I don’t mean this as a criticism. More as an obvious fact. It’s a known thing for anyone who has done a modicum of background on the guy. Even if half the stuff in the book is fabricated, that they let him within 10,000 miles of the White House, let alone free range access…

This. He has been pretty clear about it in interviews.

Missed opportunity to title this “Florida Man has the nerve to criticize others”

Oh I don’t. I fully expect them to lose in 2018 and 2020.

i.e. “Rape is the New Dead Parents.”

I see alot of people saying that this has to be wrong and that he must weigh more than 238, but I’m not so sure. It was my first reaction as well but the key thing to remember here is that this man likely has almost no muscle mass at all. I mean look at that picture above of him playing tennis. The man is literally…