Because the man is a “dipshit”.

Also keep in mind this Republican Congress does not have the backbone to impeach Trump, possibly even for obstruction of justice. So most likely post 2018 midterm elections before impeachment proceedings begin.

you mean you have no patience for the incremental

you’re lots of fun - just the level of corruption fatigue Putin likes in his subjects

But..... did they marry? SUCH DYNAMIC TENSION.

You know, kind of like how the sacred swastika was appropriated by the Nazis.

I tend to eat at restaurants based on how nice the chef is.

Shlesinger’s November 13 show in Los Angeles, specifically advertised as “No Boys Allowed.”

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

 The fact that you used a gif of one of the few guys on earth who could legit call themselves “alpha” — and doesn’t — is just perfection.

Muh heritage!

Jesus, that photo is so pathetic it hurts to look at it.

Love how his manly outdoorsy hiking boots have not a hint of dirt nor scuffing anywhere visible.

Never trust a man wearing work boots that aren’t dirty.

“We didn’t get a sequel to Bubsy 3D because it was too popular.”

No, Jar Jar actually served in the military.

Yeah, I know that when I have a plan where thousands of lives depend on me, with no knowledge of how the enemy is tracking me and a ship where I know people have tried to jump ship to save their own skins, I definitely tell the plan to the guy who can’t follow orders and literally like one day ago got a bunch of…

God, that fucking ruled.

I’m just sitting here saying to myself, ‘holy shit do I hate these motherfuckers’.

This family keeps finding new ways to get people to hate them. You gotta respect that.