The strikes didn’t do anything. They were for show. He gave plenty of warning, and the lack of chemical leakage meant no weapons were harmed.

He’ll try to refer to her as Nimrata Randhawa, like he did with Jon Stuart Leibowitz.

New Deal: these three should not operated for profit:

We already know this.

What Comey said was Trump was not being investigated, the campaign was.

I can’t for the life of me see why he didn’t just announce that the FBI is investigating both Clinton and the Trump campaign.

This is what happened to Maki Skosana, the first victim of necklacing to be filmed on camera:

Yep. Especially within the full context of her speech.

That face just screams Master Race.

At least “smaller than mine but did not seem unusually so,” is an actual line in the book.

Considering they exist in a shared universe, A Mad About You revival is the first step toward the holy grail of 90s sitcom rehashes: a new season of Friends.

The title is a dig at Trump’s demand for loyalty, so I give it a pass.

Reminder that Trump’s lawyers testified in court that they need to meet him in pairs in order to corroborate each other, because he’d always lie about their conversations.

This so cleanly blows away the argument for arming teachers, the internet is already claiming it’s a false flag.

That’s probably what the goal is. The challenge is proving that the Enquirer buried the story as a favour to Trump, rather than because they decided it wasn’t newsworthy was FAKE NEWS. They’re going to push back by claiming press freedom extends to freedom not to publish stories.

Interesting case.

“The pursuit of balance can create imbalance because sometimes something is true.” - Okrent’s Law.

There’s a tweet for everything.

#perverthannity

I love how this was the actual shirt he was wearing when they misidentified him as a mass murdering commie: