This is the first time I’ve been able to laugh about this outcome. Thank you.

I’ll wager 400 quatloos Mike Pence is president before the end of 2019. May God the Flying Spaghetti Monster have mercy on our souls.

Uhm. I just realized who Pence looks like more and more with each passing day.....I can’t unsee.

He seriously looks like he’s about to break down crying. I almost feel sorry for him. Almost (nah, not really).

I know Trump is a historical first, but is there any precedent for someone as commited to lifelong mediocrity as Pence stumbling into the highest ranking executive office?

What are you talking about?

nah

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

People think the worst things about the Trump presidency is that Donald Trump is a hate-spewing, divisive narcissist with no experience or plan.

But the worst thing for me is that Mitch McConnell is happy.

“So you have no plans for the job and no desire to do it, eh? Fuck yeah you’re hired.”

He’s so fucked.
He’s going to look 120 by the end of his first term.

You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.