A doofus can only, truly, be self identified by his terminology.

I have actually seen something close to this in a Vape Shop. That guy got about 5 times more smoke from his mega-vaper than even this guy in a cartoon.

Next - “scientists - who have no background in actual science - will cite them as the number one (1) cause of global warming. This - AFTER - the CDC cited them as the best quit smoking aid ever invented. NOPE to both - the best way to quit something is to quit doing it. Now - all together now - take a frying pan and…