is tomato-face doing Hill’s speechifying now?

At last, Hillary becomes one with her meme. Embrace the meme, be the meme.

I agree with you. I was hunched over saying “what? who? donald trump? what?” and then she acknowledged the wage gap and I gasped! She’s at the wrong convention!!!! (Though she did try to back pedal a little on the wage gap by discounting women without children and somehow saying it’s not a gender thing, it’s a…

After my first 3 cups of French press coffee I yelled “WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE BREATHING SO LOUD? HAVE WE ALWAYS BEEN A FAMILY OF MOUTH BREATHERS? OH MY GOD SHUT UP!”

What Peter Pan fiasco?!

Come on. Both Tom Hanks *and* President Obama are totally the types of people who spontaneously break into a dance routine to Macho Man. I’m on my work computer and don’t want to start googling pictures of Obama with babies but we all know they exist and he is in fact incredibly silly.

You’re right, I suppose. I guess Hanks is too fancy for a good old fashioned dance routine to Macho Man these days. It’s like I don’t even know him anymore. <single tear>

Taylor and all of her squad did a blood sacrifice so she could date him and not have the world turn against her, Selena ruined the pentagram which is why she wasn’t invited to the 4th of July party and why Kim was able to completely destroy her on snapchat. I hope that no one else has thought of that possibility…

The best part of that Chuck Norris article: “An allergic reaction to food was ruled out because he’d only eaten cheese and beef jerky throughout the day.”

I won’t tell you to cheer up, and I won’t tell you that it’ll get better. (I hate when people say useless platitudes like that.) I just want to give you this.

Yep. It’s a bit of a specialized modality but it can work wonders if you have TMD/TMJ issues. Not very comfortable to have done, but it can work.

I had to use one for a few years. You can avoid the plastic taste by doing the K-Cup, where you load your own coffee in a tiny filter. If you need pre-made pods, the San Francisco Bay brand (which you can sometimes find store brand versions of) is made from cardboard and paper and is 95% biodegradable and tastes…

CatAss is correct. My woohoo cries at extreme birth stories.

Dear people, stop praising Ted Cruz, what he did was 100% self-serving. He is setting up his next campaign. He has no conscience. Thanks.

I think that customers who care about locally sourced products should also care about reasonable conditions for employees. I think that this is a relatively new problem for Chipotle, as their business level is bouncing back to pre-scandal levels.

Back in my day popstars didn’t try to sell you things on a Facegram or a Instachat, they just wanted you to E-mail their heart.

I think the key is how tightly his legs are clamped together.

I would love to be able to pick only the channels I want. I don’t know why cable companies don’t have that already. I don’t want your terrible packages.

You could say that about having children at all- we’ve been headed for overpopulation for years. You don’t have to think she’s a hero, but judging her for having 3 pregnancies vs 19- that sounds more foolish to me.