admittedly, i don’t know anything different so far, so the opposite is much scarier (being single at 40).

Yah. I feel really lucky that my husband and I dug in and continued. We’ll be at 20 years next year! But, like, that’s amazing. And it was HARD at times.

People are people. What makes relationships not work — monogamous or open — are the people involved.

One. Peek-at-chu.

Oh...oh gosh.

Excuse me but Joshua Jackson is and always will be Charlie Conway first and foremost.

He’s been on my Irrational Like List ever since The Mighty Ducks. Mr. Starling may very well have borne a slight resemblance to him as a youngster, even.

Don’t forget about Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally! They are delightful together.

Pacey Joshua Jackson has, for as long as I can remember seeing him around, been on my I Just Like His Face list. I mean, not that there’s an actual list, but y’all know what I mean.

Damn, I’m impressed by all the celebrities who’ve managed to stay in their lane today. I wouldn’t have been able to.

Stories like this always freak me out, because she isn’t the only one this is happening to, how many people right this second are in a situation just like this? We don’t know until it comes out, or we never know and it stays a secret forever.

Recently I intervened in a domestic violence incident between two neighbors, one of whom was withholding the other’s passport. I still feel so weird about the whole thing, and that though there was a woman screaming in the hallway of our building, clearly in distress and pain, I was the only person who helped.

Our campaign has the best graphic designers. The best. These guys, they’re the greatest graphic designers that ever... you don’t even know. I tell you what, I have friends, very very powerful friends, that employ graphic designers, and they’re always saying to me, “Mr. Trump, where do you find these amazing graphic…

pitch for alternate trailer that would honestly convince me more to see this:

(graphic designer for RNC somewhere quietly drops Prosperity Fairy concept in garbage)

Didn’t say that. Said you went out of your way to be offended. As your hero would say, Sad!

Says the asshole who came to Jezebel to take issue with everyone. Yeah, someone here is looking to be offended all right.

That’s so horrifying, I’m so glad she escaped and hopefully she gets assistance to return to her family.

How can you even focus on that when the event’s signage involves both prissy faux-handwriting and a PINK HEART for godssakes. How many meetings did they have to go through before they nixed the fairy-princess mascot with the sparkly wand?