Omg I probably say this to my husband twice a week. And sing the circle of life song lifting up my ginger cat v

“... or beef jerky in a ballgown.” such a beautiful simile.

like honestly titus gets me

I like when he mixes up the format.

I have no experience with NYC moving companies and I totally believe they are all awful, based on movies.

“Try Jesus, don’t try me.” I am HOWLING with laughter! I love Tituss!

Now I can’t stop thinking about Carrie Fisher and Laura Dern feuding either. They both seem so lovely.

You are in for a treat. So many quick laughs that you’re still getting them the second time around!

HE AND MIKEY ARE PERFECT GET MARRIED NOW MIKEY IS A FLAWLESS MAN

and hashtag I GOTCHA

They literally tried to get him to write a preemptive review? As in, they wouldn’t offer him service until after he blew smoke up their internet ass?

The “I’ve decided to live as a werewolf” story arc is one of the most wonderful things to ever happen in any sitcom.

This right here convinced me to give this show a try.

And so many great lines!!! So, so many!

“Try Jesus don’t try me!”

I wouldn’t fuck with him!

Titus.

I LOVE HIM