Guys, no joke. This whole break-up/whirlwind romance drama is my favorite thing Taylor has ever done. It’s like a millennial version of a Dynasty plotline and I am here for it. (Though, if I may add a costuming note: bejeweled silk caftans, Tay. You’d look so glamorous!)

I prefer HiddleSwift. Talvinston sounds like a city in Texas.

YES THE PASSIVE AGRESSIVE SONG FIGHT BEGINS. BRING ON THE FULL JEAN OUTFITS. Seriously though Tay needs to do a rerecording of Cry Me a River like yesterday.

You hated her on Better Off Ted? I loved that show and was sad when they cancelled it.

How could you hate her?! She’s like a sunset!

Post Baby!

Team Mormont will remember this... oh, it will be remembered.

Ok my mind immediately jumped to wanting to bang someone that you really, really CAN’T- like a boss, or your best friend’s man, or something. Because she’s saying yeah, if I didn’t have to THINK about it, I’d totally jump your bones, but I CAN’T, and that SUCKS.

She believes she's outing herself as way better than them and a writer with actual morals-I guess? I mean great. Must be nice to burn down the place you used to work because you think celeb gossip is stupid. It is but...you worked at people. It would be different if there was some kind of abuse going on, but this is…

George Clooney being awkward around kids sounds about right. I wonder how he’s managed to stay friends with Brad and his kindergarten class.

He doesn’t have to endorse her at all if he finds her so deal-breakingly deplorable. He does, however, have to stop claiming he’s doing everything he can to defeat Trump, and he needs to stop dangling endorsement as some sort of prize for Hillary adopting his policies. I didn’t ask him to endorse her - he’s the one…

You know, I get why people who are ideologically into Bernie want him to “shift her left” from purely idealistic reasons. But everyone gets that this is not going to happen from reality based strategy perspective, right? If someone positioned on the liberal spectrum where Bernie is cannot win in a primary election…

.Sanders won’t get the nom and the imaginary Socialist Revolution you seem to be waiting for isn’t going to happen any time soon. Bernie supporters need to grow up and accept that.

We should create a VP Emeritus position just for Joe... like, we’ll have a real VP, but he can pop into whatever the current administration is any time he likes and just like, make some jokes, give some advice about working with the Senate, put his foot in his mouth, and then leave for the day.

Tell that to the torn scraps of Paul Ryan’s shredded dignity.

Ugh, I used to love Sanders, but I think he’s being such a shit little white man and saying that Hillary basically has to adopt all of HIS policy platforms before he’ll endorse her. Ummm, bro, Hillary is way more qualified than you are to be President and just because she’s a woman doesn’t mean she can’t have her own…

Can we please get Uncle Joe as Hillary’s veep as well? He’s just such a lovable doofus, like a golden retriever.

No.

I never did before, but I hate Debra Messing now. Why couldn’t she visit poor whites in Tennesee? They have sex workers there too. They probably have their own condom dance as well!