This is for breastfeeding people and people who plan to breastfeed, and it is very important: *you don’t have to pump and dump*.

Flying under the radar with my smooth matte stealth-grey remarks. Snarking and sneaking in with drive-by comments as it suits me, with no one to please or appease but myself. Committed to civil discourse but must say that anonymity on the kinja fringes is under-appreciated. Now I just embrace by greyness as I do my…

Yeah, is rubbing coke on a babby’s gums really any different than rubbing them with rum? Not asking for a friend but my mom. She wants to feel good about her life choices.

Is that something we should worry about? I literally put EVERYTHING into my search history. Like “how long would it take for someone to die if you cut their hands and feet off” but like...I just started watching “slasher” and was CURIOUS-how much cocaine can you do and breastfeed seems like a totally normal thing to…

I’m in Rome too right now! Tom and Taylor looked so cute at this authentic pizza place we were at. I know it’s an invasion of privacy...but I snapped a quick pic of Taylor! It’s crazy how REAL they are-just like us. And guys...so in love. Look at Taylor’s smile : )

I have a friend who is Guatemalan, and “are you threatened by my Guatamalan-ness?” is one of the things I like to say to him

The word “aspirin” hasn’t been used in my house for two decades. I need my Pirin tablets!

So, we were denied Alexander Skarsgard in a loin cloth.

Albert, ya pierced the toast.

i never wear shoes because they make me fall down

Also, yes. That is basically a line from The Birdcage.

So much this. I used to leave my hair until last in the mornings but too many failed twist outs that left me scrambling to figure out what to do with it, brought me to my senses.

Seriously the most important lesson to learn is to have multiple styles in mind when you have natural hair because she has her own mind and no mater how good your twist out...she might not like it

I love my natural hair too Amber. She’s gorgeous and has a personality all of her own. We don’t always get along, but when we do, sis we fly.

“It is estimated most science fiction movies only use ten percent of their recycled tropes’ capacity. Imagine if we could access 100 percent of those tropes. Interesting things begin to happen.”

Apeshit gun nuts like to promote themselves, but friends and family will say “We never saw it coming ...”

Yes, but my point is that not everyone is at the same intellectual level and therefore many policies and measures can’t be fully understood regardless of the time some random person spends trying to wrap their head around it.

Respectfully disagree. There are things that I shouldn’t vote on because I don’t know enough about them to really have a say, and even a weekend seminar and literature out the wazoo won’t educate me enough to have a solid say in the matter.

Ya know, this would be more understandable if we hadn’t JUST had an example of what happens when people vote for a third-party candidate as a protest. We got Dubya, and a disastrously bad economy that we’re still recovering from. But more importantly, thousands of Americans were killed and maimed that WOULD NOT HAVE…

“You’ve Just Voted to Leave the EU. You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next...”