That’s terrible. I’d have my kid trained to jingle the bell by the door so they can go out and poop in the yard with the dogs.

If I ever have a kid, forget sleep training, they’ll be crate-trained by 12 weeks.

Vincent Adultman isn't like the other men I have dated.

This is sailing over so many people's heads

Zayn always seemed like the sort to panic that a girlfriend would make him seem uncool.

I ask clearly lonely, heartbroken strangers to do it. Total power move.

Only androids

Bobby, don’t you dare apologize for the “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” joke, that was A-grade.

Yeah, something seems off. Is she too real for The Real? I get what you mean. Why did they really fire her? White lady viewers or white executives couldn’t relate? I don’t get it.

@Jenny Slate:

For as far back as i can remember (longer even, further back than my memory can stretch,) my mother has been my constant—my comfort, my strength, the one i can tell anything and EVERYTHING to, the one who is always there for me—she is not my best friend—she is My Mom—i would be lost without her. She was also a school…

What is this cognitive dissonance when it comes to Empowering Acts of White Female Nudity?

a platform to create awareness through an artistic approach on how to talk about conservation

He thought it was fine saying those things about Keira Knightly because the people he hangs out with, in the business he operates in, talks about women and people of color that way every day with impunity. So when he got blowback about it and realized his words were heard by people not full of white bro privilege, he…

People would not run that story unless they have proof it is true. They are a somewhat respectable publication, whilst still being star-fuckers, and would not want to alienate Johnny Depp. This is huge.

Bobby please just write a book of these celebrity conversations. I would buy all the copies and gift them to everyone I know.

Oh, look, more evidence of Amber’s abuse people won’t admit as legit because they think Gone Girl is the most common scenario in society, instead of an entitled angry addict becoming violent towards a woman. Now it makes sense why she was carrying her laptop while leaving her lawyer’s office. Wonder who will get the…

“And god saw all that she had made, and it was very good ...”

My fave animation of hers: