I’m happy as a size 10. I’m 45-years-old. For many years I had a nice run as a size 4-6. I wore bikinis and crop tops. It was fun, but I’m honestly just as happy, if not happier now than I was back then. Oddly enough, I’m a lot more confident now, too, in all aspects of my life. I will never be into exercise or…

Sameeeee. Also, just wait for year 32. It gets worse. Stay strong.

I plan to eat lunch today AND leave early.

I am so there with you.

My mom and her sisters have always been average- to big-sized women, but everyone on my dad’s side of the family is “crackhead skinny,” as my brother used to say. I was always so thin, I was convinced I’d taken after dad’s side. NOPE! I eat relatively well and go for lots of walks, so I feel like this is just me now.…

I... does he have beer-flavored nipples or something?

OMG right?! Especially because my mother has always been able to eat whatever she wanted and I grew up seeing her TRYING TO GAIN WEIGHT. My dad isn’t a big person either. So I thought I was like that too...and slowly started gaining weight through the years and now I’m legitimately fat and can’t seem to grasp the…

I think Ivanka is beautiful and seems to have a good head on her shoulders, but Bingo looks like a potential Trump sibling:

Oh, Cardi, I love you, but a lot of women under the age of 26 think they are “naturally skinny,” and they are not. I thought that once too. I thought that once too.

This is super creative and silly and FUN! I legit can’t tell if the haters are trolling or actually have beef with this (this is becoming more common for me.. are there more trolls now? are they just getting better at it? or am I just out of touch?)

I feel like I’m the only one who didn’t even know she married Pete.

I think they were both lying on that one.

“Always Be My Baby” is just...such a jam. Always and forever.

SO EXCITED! Fuck you, haters... and a special Fuck You to Cinemassacre for taking such a BRAVE stance for nerddom by not only refusing to see and review it, but encouraging us to do the same.

Betcha a hundred bucks that mom is a Hillary supporter. And never buys the right kind of hot pockets like a total bitch.

Let’s play never have I ever!

Any of y’all been caught doing it in public?

About that nude selfie...

Does Ethan think that if Sanders becomes President that people will cease to think a grown man that still lives with his Mom will no longer be considered a loser?