I don’t know, my best friend dated a guy when she was 16 and he was 23 and her parents tried to stop it but then were just like “what can we really do” I guess and they stayed together for about 6 yrs after that.

It’ll be a great year, you seem fantastic and wonderful and I bet your year will reflect a little bit of that greatness back to you. Happy early birthday!!

Well, I somehow thought her last name was BIEDEL. Like “Beetle” but a human name. I seriously read every iteration of her name in the post with my brain going “what??” “WHHAaat?” “WHAAAAAAAT??” with each spelling. I’ve seen her name I don’t know how many times here and other places. And now I feel like I have some…

This is fuckin hilarious. You’re like Tim Russert when he used to corner people and throw their old comments and actions against them, but like a god damn research bad ass. Much like your post here. I tip my hat to you

OOooh I love this! Thanks for posting this, it definitely makes me feel better about all of that. My mom is 57 and still about that size and was my size at my age so I look to her to see the awesomeness that awaits. And she seems to feel the same - she knows she doesn't have this thin body type after kids and life and…

HAHahahahahaa!!!!!! FUCK, at least my capacity for giving a shit seems to be lessening with each passing day so I suppose that's still a win?? Please? Let me have one nice thing, universe!!

HAHahaa, I’ve basically had the same conversation numerous times because I started my job at 18 and have worked since then with adult women around 30s and above.

You are living the best life for all of us. Also, I can now post this gif which is absolutely love

I don't dare to watch this video because I'm at work and just thinking of his little voice has me in laughing fits already. Thank you, kind internet friend

Yeah, 26 is about when things changed for me to where I couldn’t just not eat as much to lose a few pounds after a few days. I’m 30 now and if I drink sodas everyday or eat crap then it shows pretty fast but takes a loooooooong time of trying to eat right to fit my old pants. My brother is 32 and is still rail thin…

Does this fuckin loser have his name on his shirt??????????

Preeeeety sure this "Dontvoteriot" is likely the "Cinemassacre" individual you mentioned in your first post considering how he has spammed this entire post with the same comment

NEVER GONNA GIVE, NEVER GONNA GIVE!!

Yeah, I was actually a little bit surprised by how much I still really love that song. The beat is a nice summer jam type beat and she has her old Mariah voice still. It gave me chills like when I hear her sing "Hero"

I tried to do some google sleuthing and didn’t find my relish answer, but I do now know that Nathan’s makes a horseradish pickle! That sounds like hell in your mouth. For the low, low price of $2.99!!

Yeah, I’m thinking he split hairs and doesn’t call it a “selfie” if your face isn’t showing.

Please tell me it at least wasn’t sweet relish

As a wild teen, young and in love, I was caught by some cops with my boyfriend out in the mesa where we *thought* we’d have privacy (everyone went out there to smoke weed, party, etc and it even had a well worn dirt road but it was late). There was a woman and a man cop and she asked me embarrassing questions and…

LOL, this made me think of the scene in White Men Can’t Jump with Rosie Perez on Jeopardy getting all the right answers after studying her ass off “I’ll take words that start with the letter Q”

She was the last season of Girls and her character is fucking fantastic and hilarious. She talks in her slow and soft voice about Marnie’s “aggression” toward Desi and is basically his guru.