This reminds me of the recent South Park output. At some point you become such a part of the cultural landscape that it’s difficult to say anything new, fresh, or interesting. And having lots of money means no one says “no” to you and you lose touch with what the world thinks.

Going back to my youth, the Onion had a story that stuck with me headlined

I like the video for the most part, but somebody in his inner circle, PLEASE stop him from going back to these terrible punchlines. The interpolation choruses too. The whole throwback angle doesn’t work when he keeps going back to the well that made him fall off in the first place.

Eminem has been shit for way longer than he has been great. He had a stellar run of albums in the late 90s and early 2000s. And now he continues to dump on his legacy with every new release. This has nothing to do with his politics, it’s just obvious that he’s tired and has nothing to say anymore.

It’s been pretty well known that this guy is just an asshole. Hence his career being reduced to ultra low budget straight to redbox movies. 

Apparently sober, this guy is the perfect description of ‘dry drunk’.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus remains unchallenged as the Best Dreyfus(s).

Sounds like the Daily Wire has found the star of their next embarrassing excuse for a movie... the star power that Dreyfuss, Gina Carano, Jon Voight, and Adam Carolla will bring is incredible!

But Chris Hemsworth as Nermal? Inspired.

I rather enjoyed Chris Hemsworth as Odie, though.

Anya Taylor-Joy was miscast as Garfield.

Garfuriosa isn’t exciting enough for you?

nobody is thinner skinned than rich people who don’t deserve to be

“Dan Snyder (owner of the Washington Commanders)“

I’ve never seen a photo of Trump that could be even generously described as “flattering.” He’s a gross old pig and always has been.

“When Cassie and multiple other women came forward, he denied everything and suggested that his victims were looking for a payday. That he was only compelled to ‘apologize’ once his repeated denials were proven false shows his pathetic desperation, and no one will be swayed by his disingenuous words.”

You know that old joke where Bono slow claps his hands at a gig and says “every time I clap my hands, a child dies of starvation”, and some wag in the audience says “stop clapping, you fucker”?

‘”Ngl, my heart skipped a beat when I read, “Chris Hemsworth finally comes out...” “’

He’s Australian. We have pretty good bullshit-o-meters for this sort of thing.

So I followed the instructions up to some point, and seemingly had things merged, but now I seem to have lost my legacy stuff and it’s all back to the Kinja account I had to set up?