That ending was perfect both as foreshadowing who she will become but also as a callback to the beginning of the movie. Dementus tried to make her his daughter and use her to replace his children but she rejected him completely. Even if that was just swapping one monster for a bunch of even worse ones. And here at the…

I’m quite pleased that Hit-Monkey got renewed, because I don’t know anybody else who watched it. (It was good weird fun, but also on Hulu... where Disney sends shows they have no faith in to die.)

Somebody must have had very compromising photos of one of the studio execs or they had exactly X dollars left in that…

Todd, my man: Joker is the worst template for a Spawn movie. Not only because the script isn’t that good, but mostly because Joker’s whole schtick is to drain all the comic book style from the character and make a “real” “serious” movie.

It’s really cute the way McFarlane thinks Spawn will ever get made.

As a kid, I loved Temple of Doom because of the dinner scene and the secret passages with all the bugs. I loved the gross stuff. Also the mine cart chase. It was also the one I saw the most as a kid, because we didn’t have Raiders of the Lost Ark and I only vaguely remembered having seen it once before, remembering…

It can’t be any worse than the Rob Zombie adaptation which was god awful. 

After seeing Godzilla vs Kong, I was sure that was as dumb as it could possibly get. After seeing Godzilla × Kong (a movie which, despite giving him top billing in the title, cannot find a reason for Godzilla to be in it), I learned how wrong I was.

There was a lot that was wrong about the last couple Monsterverse movies so I don’t know if a new director would really make a difference, but it can’t hurt.

Great move by Marvel in catering to the few thousand people in the world who actually bought an Apple Vision Pro.  Solid marketing strategy.

This game almost certainly ends with the player being able to do The Snap, right?

Menace should be the name of a Spider-Man movie told entirely from J. Jonah Jameson’s point of view.

I can’t wait to never be able to play this!

Weird how in this era where everyone has a 4k video camera in their pocket at all times, there still isn’t any remotely plausible evidence of intelligent UFO visits.

nobody is thinner skinned than rich people who don’t deserve to be

“Dan Snyder (owner of the Washington Commanders)“

I’ve never seen a photo of Trump that could be even generously described as “flattering.” He’s a gross old pig and always has been.

I was in denial, and also it was worth it to me to see that third act over and over. But yes, in retrospect, it was very dumb. 

“When Cassie and multiple other women came forward, he denied everything and suggested that his victims were looking for a payday. That he was only compelled to ‘apologize’ once his repeated denials were proven false shows his pathetic desperation, and no one will be swayed by his disingenuous words.”

I don’t know about Peter Pan, but I know we had a Pinocchio horror movie before:

Now the question becomes: mustache, porn stache, or cosmic horror?