I decided in my twenties that I did not date dudes who wouldn't go down.

There is no law, either man or god's, that dictates she need ever give one more blowjob in her life. So that's just swell. But to claim her decision is, in part, balancing out the ledgers for never having been eaten out in past relationships?

After all, if you add up a lifetime of hetero women sucking dick without getting off, I'd say we've earned a little break.

The author of the Vice article just seems very immature: Numerous relationship partners did not meet your requirements, but you continued the relationship every time? She has vowed to never give another person oral forever. Forever is a long time, girl.

This is what I think. My attitude has always been that if you're not comfortable with a particular sexual act or don't want to do it for any reason, that's fine, but don't expect your partner to reciprocate. So if a man doesn't want to go down on his girlfriend, fine, but he shouldn't expect her to go down on him in…

I just had to go there...

Of course it's selfish if she's demanding oral sex on her part. Just because you were treated like crap in a previous relationship doesn't give you the right to treat the next person like crap. If so, then I would have ever4y right to cheat on my girlfriend, cuz I was cheated on and didn't get my share in.

I like the way you are leveraging core values to promote synergistic growth, but no I fucking don't.

I love how you potentially/probably saved your and your coworkers' lives and a bunch of bros still chime in like "cool story, but I just reeeeeally need to correct you on this one thing that you weren't even wrong about". Way to prove the entire point of the article. (This gif is for them, not you, but I didn't want…

Did you bother to read the whole story or the comments?

Really, I HAD NO IDEA.

FUN STORY. I actually know where that house is! My aunt lives on the compound where it was built as a yoga studio. Which I realize sounds amazingly hippy-ish or cult-ish, but... She's not. The guy who made it is called Sun Ray. This bit of genitalia inspired architecture aside, he actually has some pretty awesome…

exactly.

Wouldn't it have to be dead to be that color? That, or just fake.

a google search has borne this new information:

I'm sure there is no way complaining about glitter bombs could lead to more glitter bombs. No. Way.

Everybody sing-a-long!

If anybody knows about bullying, it's her. She paid an extraordinary price for something she did when she was young and starstruck. At 41 and two decades later, she still is shunned, has had difficultly getting a job and never been married/had children, which was something she wanted. She is the modern day Hester…