The TSA: Giving the erroneous illusion of safety, one embarrassing cluster**** at a time.

Yeah, way to go, genius. Put a warning on a disc the criminal will never see. Someone pass the hat and see if their collective intelligence even registers.

Yeah, I wonder how many people trashing on the poor girl had lousy boy/girl bands in their collection, and on their walls, when they were adolescents. It's amazing how much energy is spent hating someone that didn't do anything the rest of us wouldn't have done, given the same opportunity.

While it may be designed for use by both sexes, only one of you can use it first. Choose wisely.

Obviously. And when you're stuck in the bathroom disemboweling, you're never far from a healthy snack.

Yes, we want inexpensive food. But it's not a matter of us wanting it. It's a matter of how badly we want it. When we get full disclosure on what we're eating, we are allowed to change our mind. We are now saying, no thanks, we don't want it that badly. We'll pay a little extra. That's not a bad thing.

I never did trust that damn mouse.

Agreed! I find it interesting how anxious everyone is to get a cell phone, only to end up not using them for calls.

Such awesome carnage!

Real bouncers are the ones inside. The guy outside is more like a maitre d'.

I don't share your grief over this one, Mat. But I respect it. SRV, The Big Man, Jeff Healey, Etta... I know what it's like to lose a voice that really speaks to you. One you connect with, that has real tangible impact. Condolences. Nice tribute post.

Having a VIN number must have made it easier to track down. Most vehicles only have a VIN. I can see where having an additional number for your other number would make it less common and easier to trace. But it probably requires more paperwork, which is a total drag. Still, a VIN number does seem to be the way to go.…

Someone finally took "dipping their wick" to the logical conclusion. It's about time.

Stupid and toothless. That's a magic combination!

I'm afraid to take the guess I've got. You tell me.

Part of my heart genuinely goes out to anyone caught in the clutches of that madness. The rest of it is black and cold and thinks we would be better off if he had exploded in a ball of fire. Because he won't learn anything useful from this, except not to stick it in his pants. But he'll be right back cooking and…

Now I know why it's only called a cockpit. Because balls that big require their own room!

I'm no expert, but I'd add "camera" to that list.

I think you meant this for madmax85 ??

"No, I will not fix your computer."