I hear it could be used to cure a fear of needles, if only...

I concur. It's a magical age.

I can see the t-shirt now.

I can second the pain of deep tissue massage on the IT Bands. I endure it every week. Hurts so good!

So there you have it. Smoking is better for you than walking up four flights of stairs! The numbers don't lie, people.

Imagine what she could do with a pocket full of quarters and a pad dispenser!

I'm curious, yes. But I take every opportunity I get to avoid that song. This looks like another good one.

Walmart meth. Always the lowest price. Always.

Having just renewed my CPR certification, I can tell you, that's one scenario we didn't train for.

"Hey, honey, this looks like a nice spot for a picnic..."

One of my favorites is a key lime martini. It can be a hard balance between the sweet and the sour. Maybe bitters would be a good addition to the recipe. I'm assuming very small doses?

Thanks! I'll try the lemon water test!

My knowledge of hard liquor is limited. Someone explain the use/purpose of bitters, please. I've read the Wiki page. Yes, I know how to Google it. I'm looking for someone to give some examples of what is does in terms of flavor.

I've always thought that would be the most challenging part of that process; communicating to the student what you are trying to teach.

Alcoholic: I can quit anytime I want to!

You have to admit, this was an extraordinarily bad decision. Most kids just get drunk and make babies. Maybe if he were selling it for food or shelter it would be a sad story. But a gadget? That's fair game.

I'm guessing, if he were to agree to donate the rest of his organs, his brain would not be in high demand.

AKA How to make a great beer a bad beer.

Oh, the tone of the Marshall. What amazing impact on music. Jim leaves a HUGE legacy behind. Thank you, sir. RIP.

You read my mind.