The relevance of one is never determined by the ignorance of another.

According to the graphic, there a LOT of tree tops just going to waste. I say, if you're going to cut it down, use the whole thing.

My daughter was shopping phones and wanted to check out mine to see if she would like it. I hid everything I could think of, but I was a nervous wreck until she gave it back. There are some things no child should know about their parents.

I'm on the other side of the fence on this issue. I think USB connections would make a ton of difference. Sure, I can get adapters, but I don't want to have to. USB is still far too standard to be considered a thing of the past. So is the CD player. Also, backing up to the cloud depends on the material. I don't want…

Yes. Exactly as foretold in The Revelation. Would you listen? Nooooo... You thought you knew it all. You're sooooo smart. Well, who's laughing now, Mr. Creamless Creamsicle!

Shooting up rainbows is cool and all, but I want to see the one where she knifes the unicorn.

Kevin Spacey, your movie is ready.

Whew! That was keeping me up at night.

Right. But if we sit back and say nothing, we don't care about poor people. And all Black people can dance.

Yep. And the case would be a slam dunk!

I was always told coral sex was the easiest way to get herpes.

I wonder what the proportion of men and women was for the test group. It would be interesting to note if there was a difference, between the sexes, of who is more inclined to feed on the misery of others in order to feel better about themselves.

Ahh, the magic of primary colors.

B-E-A-UTIFUL!

I have no problem with schools monitoring their equipment. They have a vested interest there. They also have to cover their butt so the next kid in line for it doesn't get a laptop full of illegal content. They should have a stock image they load on loaners. When it comes back, wipe the machine and reload the clean…

And in other news, siphoning at the park is down.

Of course they want your hands free! So you can juggle that hot cup of coffee, nom on your greasy cheeseburger, dial in your favorite song, pick your nose, light that cigarette, point out the scenery, hold hands with passengers, and on a nice sunny day just dangle an arm out the window. None of which will get you…

This is part of the evolution on social networking. First, people were baffled at some of the nonsense other people were posting for the world to see. So, like a good train wreck, the voyeurs gather round. The critical flaw is thinking that just because someone is dumb enough to tell the world they just had a wet…

With Florida's luck, this could just as easily have been a fluke.

Nice article, Lore. I think you're assessment is spot on! No company willingly shoots its cash cow.