When you look at it, you see code. I see blonde, brunette, and redhead.

amen

Technically, it’s a slightly cut-down version of a 1-year-old remaster of a 6-year-old game.

Stop slacking and get back to work

That’s because Miracle Whip is an abomination.

Damn watch Melania in that. Her robot programming detected laughs in the audience letting her know that it was time to smile. She’s creepy and she’s had sex with that disgusting pile of shit. She’s given him blow jobs. God the horror. Sad!

KFC gravy may contain chicken.

Bogie’s road speed not sufficient for intercept!

Yeah, shouldn’t be too hard. Instead of Eleven why not “Seagram’s Seven and Four Loco”?

Burnception.

Let me start by saying that as far as I’m concerned I think people should drink whatever they want made by whomever they want.

TL;DW:

I know about this; there even used to be had an egg-poking gizmo. Most people I know gave it up long ago. IMO, the trick is only to prevent cracked, spilling eggs, rather than help cook and peel better, but who knows?

Gambling in the US is a $240billion industry. It’s basically impossible to fail at it. Yet we found the one dude who failed at it four fucking times and made him president.

Isn’t it common knowledge that everyone was tortured by that song, though?

“borrowed” from another thread:

as long as it’s not hateful you’re okay i think

They want to make protest impossible. They need to be very careful what they wish for.