Bigger pizza = bigger crust. Nobody likes crust.

Got a source for this?

A little tip I learned from my dad: Poke a hole in the bottom of the egg with a thumbtack. It will help them cook and peel easier.

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/miracle_whip

Can someone please add some explosions and eagles and shit to the top photo to make it even more ‘Murica?

I stopped watching before it was cool to stop watching.

Where can I buy one?

Sharknado?

This is funny and all but I just feel this is the kind of guy who is going to beat his wife/gf/nanny/mistress/whoeverthatis for letting this happen.

How stupid is too stupid?

Looks like Gallup to me...

Have you guys gotten your hands on Ghost Recon: Wildlands? If so, what did you think of it?

Dear EA,

I didn’t get a screen grab of it earlier but the female voice said “it would be better if there were less people on this planet” and the male voice responded “let’s send this world back to the abyss”.

Yeah. Most video game movie tie-ins are terrible but really all they had to do is take the cut-scenes from that game and it would be a movie in itself.

I honestly had really high hopes once I saw the teaser poster. Second question, where the hell is our Mortal Kombat movie?

Did you guys ever hear what happened to the Last of Us movie?

What is the rifle in the anti-vehicle kit? That gun has the same setup and is super powerful (or was if it’s the same one).

I like the laser pointer idea (for cats, don’t really know if a dog would be into it) but as a dog owner, I think the voice playback would really screw with a dog. They are used to your voice but if they didn’t know where it was coming from, I think it may freak them out. My dog is afraid of basically everything so…

I like the laser pointer idea (for cats, don’t really know if a dog would be into it) but as a dog owner, I think…

Damn, do gas station attendants really make 57K a year in SF?

Alright, guess it’s just me than. Carry on.