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This also happened in Minnesota, but Blair Qalsh couldn’t really fault someone for pushing too far to the left.

I promise you PROMISE YOU, that Trump cheats at golf. I have never been more convinced of anything in my life.

Counterpoint:

If the NFL really wanted to do something about TV ratings, they’d stop airing Jets games.

Right? Which is what makes it so fucked up.

He has custody of John.

I think we just did... :(

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

He will definitely call her “sweetheart” at some point. If we’re very, very lucky, he will call her ‘sugar tits.’

Wait. So the kid was like “I have a STEM degree, where is my job?” and Trump was like, “What if you assembled iPhones? Wouldn’t that be cool?”

I’m rooting for a Cubs-Indians series, because that is a sign of the end of days. It probably means Trump wins in November, but I’ll take that as a trade.

They can’t bring in Kaepernick, if he ever takes a knee to close out a game he will be disrespecting the military.

They drafted women in the 60's???

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

The other one came in the visitors’ clubhouse

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.