Sniped! Thank you so much!
Sniped! Thank you so much!
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If he wanted to feel a little more exposed, he could have just called Urban Meyer.
Cut the man some slacks.
Just had a nice chat w/ Jim Harbaugh about his khaki game. He upgraded to @lululemon pants and says, “I’ll never wear anything else.” Smart.
“I hope kids watching the WBC...”
“OKAY KIDS I WANT YOU TO GO OUT THERE AND PLAY DISPASSIONATELY AS POSSIBLE. TIMMY YOU LOOK AT CLOUDS WHEN YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING THE BALL. JARED DON’T YOU FUCKING SMILE. IF I SEE ANYONE DOING ANYTHING MORE THAN A BRISK WALK PAST THIRD EVERYONE IS DOING SKIPS AFTER PRACTICE. GOOO ASTROS KINDA. “
How about less commercials? Networks will charge more for each one.
I’m gonna guess on a party of 23 (!) the tip is included on the bill, hence it being typed and not handwritten.
Never gets old....
And now it’s mine, too.
LOL. Donkey is what I thought too.
No drug that Lindsay Lohan has ever ingested is as powerful as the delusion she seems to be mainlining on the regular.
It’s so sad. Lindsay Lohan is the only person in the world who doesn’t understand that Lindsay Lohan was cancelled a decade ago.
“Lindsay Lohan is still alive?”
Her talents are wasted on social media and reality TV, IMO. I think she should join the regular cast of Always Sunny as Dennis and Dee’s half-sister, Lindsay.
Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.
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This is my all-time favorite Jeopardy answer....
The guidelines were for teams that score touchdowns.
“Complete this phrase: one in the ____ is worth two in the ___.”