Hit the nail on the head. The Ringer is a very forgettable site... And that comes from someone who would check out Grantland on a near daily basis.

Meet you in the cellar of the AL Central standings next season?

Sincerely,

Cleveland should still be the favorites for the AL Central heading into 2017...

Kansas City may have 1 more year (or even until July 2017) to contend before they have to blow it up.

Detroit unless they pull a rabbit out of their hat is getting old quickly.

The complete destruction of Ol’ Errol’s think piece was fucking delicious!

It’s truly a sight to behold, huh? They can have a $175 million mistake and be fine with replacement level production. Meanwhile, a mistake like that on the Brewers or the Twins (my fandom) would cripple the franchise for years...

As a Vikings fan, my experience with Packers fans is the complete opposite... They’re so quick to jump back in the past to recite exactly how many championships they’ve won and their amazing QB play over the years.

They’re insufferable pricks.

Touche. Simmons is a special case and I didn’t know he was born and raised in a different country. For the vast majority of US born HS grads, they’re most likely not mature and worldly enough to handle being in a different country. Even if it’s for 6-10 months.

It’s easy to say that Simmons and all NCAA basketball players have the choice to play professionally overseas. Would you be able to up and leave the country as a 17/18 year old? At that time I barely knew how to do a load of laundry....

That’s a life-altering decision man. I sure as hell wasn’t mature enough to live…

As a Vikings fan, his act has already worn on me... A constant mouth piece who does not back up the talk. He came in guns blazing saying they’re going to be “road graders” who will fuck shit up.

Reality: Dude gets burned and bull rushed constantly.

Fuck that guy.

As you should be. It can be a god damn nightmare during mid-week if you’re still on your work schedule, and the person is in vacation mode.

Also, if you’re the one crashing at your friend’s place:

Take the friend/significant other/family out for a nice dinner on the last night of your stay. Or provide the alcohol for the duration of your stay.

Clean up after yourself. Make the guest bed, or fold/store the blankets upon waking up from the couch.

Offer to…

Fuuuuuuuuuck you, Florida.

This is fucking brilliant. Kudos to you, sir.

Good question. Probably a childhood nickname or something. I just remember him sucking it up as a Minnesota Twin.

Dennis Ray “Oil Can” Boyd

Dick Pole

Boof Bonser

This guy is a God damn national treasure.

I know! Haven’t been let out of the house since 2003... What year is it?

“We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And, uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort…

Garrett Wolfe
David Terrell
Chris Williams

I would eat The Lumber Jack any day of the week*

*Phrasing