They’re just upset that he’s a man of wealth and taste. He’s been around for long, long years and he’s stolen many a man’s soul and faith. I mean, he was around when Jesus Christ had his moments of doubt and pain. Didn’t you know he made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.

Bottles? Those beasts! Why can’t they just use batons like any civilized rapist and torturer?

I’ll pay more attention to it when Russia has the largest prison population on the planet, I promise.