And all I got was this stupid marriage license.
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I feel like you’re starting to love Rubio like a hostage starts having warm feelings towards the bank robber who promised they might request some burritos from the cops if they keep quiet, as opposed to the other three bank robbers who just wave their guns menacingly at any questions.
Don’t miss W too much.
One 24-year-old woman told me that her boyfriend broke up with her because ‘he told me that I wasn’t girlfriend material because I had been with 10 guys
after he’s signed all of the pertinent non disclosure agreements.
Gray-brown fall is not the worst season. It’s vastly superior to both Gray winter and Brown spring, as both of those seasons involve discovering what’s been rotting under snowbanks since White winter. Bird spines, human poop, rat arms, etc.
According to many, many blind items, Taylor is a lesbian. So this could just be another PR relationship.
Possibly the most offensive article that Jezebel has ever published.
Goop Dogg.
It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.
Also, five? Last I checked, that’s not how many Supreme Court Justices there are, and I’m pretty sure they were all lawyers before they were Justices.
Am I a bad person because I can’t help but wish a lot of ill and harm would befall this horrible woman? I mean, I don’t wish her death, but I’d be fine if she were stuck with alopecia that would make all her hair fall out, or maybe some good ole fashioned boils and suppurating pustules about the face.
The latter.
And when Kennedy ran for President the hateful/scared were convinced a Catholic couldn’t be president because his allegiance to the Pope and Catholicism was inherently in conflict with the Constitution.
To run for president Madge would have to admit she’s over 35 and lord knows that ain’t happening
Welcome back Angel
YASSSS I literally just came in here to see if the crazy “MJ IS STEALING MY ISH” lady would make an appearance!
To be fair, by the time I turn 80, there’s a real possibility that things like climate change and dwindling fossil fuel reserves will have already devastated the global economy, significantly hurting any currency I invest in.
Not that I don’t save, but it does seem like a lot of predictions about “when you’re 80”…
Lauren is an idiot. I was raised by parents who didn’t have any savings in their twenties, and you know what? They didn’t have savings in their thirties, or even their fourties. Granted, this was because of a lot of circumstances - job layoffs, significant injury after an accident, having a child. But I’ll tell you…
Who the hell has enough money to save anymore?